Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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