some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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