You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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