Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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