I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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