I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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