Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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