Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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