i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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