you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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