Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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