My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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