Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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