You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
