The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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