Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Randomize
