is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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