he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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