You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
