Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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