with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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