Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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