Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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