I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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