I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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