You really coming over, don't trick.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
