what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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