Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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