i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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