i would punch a child for taco bell
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize