did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
