I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
