Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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