So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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