I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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