did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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