I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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