I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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