Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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