doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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