Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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