you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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