omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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