He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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