so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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