He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Randomize
