she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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