Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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