On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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