Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so explain again why im purple
no
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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