I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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