Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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